Child's play and political speeches

You may remember Harvey and Snortey, our resident super pigs. Evidently, there was a recently-held election. I found these speeches (written by Ethan) on a sheet of crumpled notebook paper upstairs in the playroom. Transcribed as written (spelling and punctuation).

Snortey:

It is an honor to be before you today. I will be honored if you pick me for President. I say that I should be president of the small club that we have formed and these are the reasons why. I am an expert in leading, I protect pigs, and I would like it if someone would get me a popsicle.

Harvey:

Hello pigs and piglets. It is a pleasant day to vote. Please pick me for president. And not because I want a popsicle. (pause for laughter) This is the real reason why. I am a good worker and I clean more than Snorty (blow raspbery at Snorty) and I am older and more mature. Please vote for me, Harvey.